Dear Santa
I have been a very good dog this year – I have been good company for Whitevanwoman, cheering her up when she is feeling sad and gloomy, coming back to her when I’m called, and helping her to fetch fire wood on the sledge. I am always enthusiastic about everything I do, but I have learned how to settle down quietly when Whitevanwoman is busy, and how to curb my enthusiasm as and when necessary. I have only stolen 2 loaves of bread this year and have resisted temptation to raid the fridge.
I hope that because I have been such a good dog this year, that you will bring me some lovely presents for Christmas. I would especially like a new dinner bowl which is bigger than the one I’ve got at the moment, but if that is not possible, I would be happy with a good sized bone, some tennisballs, and perhaps a new flashing collar so that Whitevanwoman can see me at night time.
I have been looking through some catalogues and have found an edible dog Christmas card which I thought was a particularly nice idea, and Whitevanwoman thinks that I would like this, and she wonders whether I would be able to fit both this and my tongue toy in my mouth at the same time.
Whitevanwoman says that you know where we live but to make sure, we live at Balamory, next door to Emma and Alan, and you can tell which one is our house as there is a white van with black pawprints parked outside.
I will ask Whitevanwoman to make sure that she leaves you some refreshments out on Christmas Eve – I was going to offer you a couple of dog biscuits and a drink of water out of my bowl, but Whitevanwoman thinks you would prefer a mince pie and a glass of Baileys. I promise to go to sleep early on Christmas Eve and not to wake Whitevanwoman up early on Christmas morning.
Woofs and licks from
Rigg the pig (a very good dog)
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